| DOC SWAN'S PSYCHO SIDESHOW® is a frightful, delightful blend of schlock and shock. Appropriate for (and appealing to) all ages. Parents and kids alike will laugh, cringe, and have a spooky good time. |
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"Style" is what makes DOC SWAN'S PSYCHO SIDESHOW® stand apart from other "freak-'em-out" stage shows. Doc is an entertainer as well as a performer, and for over 30 years audiences have told him that with their laughter and applause. | ||
| A "typical" show may open with Doc's award-winning FIRE-EATING act. |
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"The reason fire-eating is so dangerous," he explains, "is that the only thing that kills the taste of the gasoline is 'RAID ant & roach killer" (which he then sprays in his mouth)......"and THIS stuff is poisonous!"! |
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Next, maybe a little mindreading. Here Doc makes sure no one tampers with the prediction (by stapling it to his forehead). "You keep an eye on it... Tell me if anyone goes near it". | ||
Doc will then talk about his birth defect "Vacancy of the Cranium". Proving his lack of brains by driving an icepick, screwdriver and a 6" nail into his nose. |
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Escaping (appropriately) from a strait jacket proves nothing can hold him back. | ||
THEN: "An illusion taught to me by a Holy man from India" is what Doc tells his wincing crowds as he rams a 10-inch hatpin through his forearm. "Now you can see how he got so "hole-y". |
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"The all-new veg-a-matic. Slices, dices, mutilates and amputates". |
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| "I call this "Mental Floss" Doc says as he snorts a balloon up his nose and pulls it out his mouth... |
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| Doc generally finishes up with his signature act of carrying an audience member down a 10-foot path of (real) broken glass bottles. "The thrill of victory - and the agony of de feet" |  |
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| So it goes... |
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 Here nearly 2,000 people wait for Doc to creep on stage at Six Flags Great Escape |
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 And he doesn't disappoint! |
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| Want to put YOUR name on his list of satisfied clients? Go on to "The Plan". | |||